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Billy's full range of dangly bollocks! All available in two skin tones and with optional pubes!

It's Chriiiiiistmaaaaas!

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Know a Master Baiter? 🎣

I've teamed up with my Brother (a pro fisherman) and created the perfect fishing lure. Head over to his Etsy shop "Genitay Lures" for more info

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Add a hilarious gift packet to any accessory

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Unique greetings cards and gift wrap for every occasion!

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The One-Baller Charity Keyring

£9.99 GBP
£9.99 GBP
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After several very serious sack related discussions, Billy and The Robin Cancer Trust have teamed up to create the one-derful One-Ball Wonder! We're proud to support this amazing charity and the hard work they do and now you can show your support by purchasing a one-baller!

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The Reviews

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from 215 reviews
😉🙃😂

I love them! He was shocked and totally laughed at it plus someone makes anything from her cakes so I asked cunt cake to be made so that was extra hilarious for him lol thanks for this! 😂

Muffy
Billy's Bumhole-der
Nickel, la matière,le réalisme tout y est

Parfait,
Livraison
Rapidité
Produit conforme à la description

Merci

Loïc Ghilbert-Simon
The Original Billys BallBag
Toes and Fanny

Alas the mistletoe was mostly unsuccessful but I also bought a Festive Fanny, so......

Carterad
The Mistle-Toe
Brilliant!

Purchased for a 'D1ck' of the year award and went down well! Quick delivery and Comms from the team, I'll be purchasing more in the future!! Best website on the internet

Tobias
Piggy in a Blanket
Oooo it's got hairs

Can't beat them first words they all all say when see them ... ooo it's got hairs 😂 3rd time buying these and I just love them and reaction they make to people by buying some more hairy ball in feb for me mates 40th 😂 thanks again fab service as always super fast delivery x

kim priestman
Merry Christmas Ballbag
Testicular Quality!

Fantasticly fast shipping. Superb quality. EXACTLY as pictured. Squishy and delightful. So happy with this purchase - will absolutely be purchasing again. Thank you, Billy!

Katie R.
To My Favourite Little Ballbag, Happy Christmas

Their products never disappoint. Great quality as exactly as shown

Joseph
The Mistle-Toe

Great item

Dave
Merry Christmas Cunt!
Excellent! Better than i expected!

So as much as the items them self look really cool and impressive when I received them I was even more impressed. They feel so real it's so weird but so awesome. I've bought multiple things for xmas gifts so i haven't had the responses from the recipients yet but I just know they'll be as impressed as I am. Such a fantastic idea and I'll certainly be buying lots more. 10/10 I 10000000x recommend 👌

kayleigh Jacques
Flappy Christmas
Great fanny

I have quite a collection of items as they are very realistic and great fun.

Caroline Fox
The Fanny Magnet
The nuts

Fantastic really happy with these will look awesome wearing my kilt to next year's rock event..Will be swinging these bad boys with pride

christopher ellis
Mk2 Large Billy's Ballbag
Happy with Purchase

Fast delivery easy to order and great item
Thanks

Alan Harris
The One-Baller Charity Keyring
Absolutely fannytastic

Exactly as pictured and very realistic! I definitely won the office Christmas tree decoration competition. We are an office full of midwives so this went down a treat! Very happy, fast posting and great customer service!

Nic
Festive Fanny
Fabulous... can't wait for it to be opened

Got this little gift for my secret santa, which I am sure he will find it funny. Great quality with a cute little bow.

Mel
Festive Fanny
MistleToes !!

I love these MistleToe’s !!!! I put them in with a bunch of mistletoe so I can give them to my daughters for Christmas. They turned out so cute !!

Judy Raasch
The Mistle-Toe

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