Unique Gifts for the Crude and Rude: Because Nice is Overrated!
Let’s be honest: some people just aren’t cut out for sappy Hallmark cards or bouquets of flowers.
Maybe they’re your best friend, your cousin, or the colleague who sends memes that HR definitely wouldn’t approve of.
If you’ve got a special someone in your life whose sense of humour is as sharp as a razor and just as crude, then you’re in the right place!
Here’s a list of hilariously rude and downright crude gift ideas that’ll have them laughing (or gasping) all the way to next year.
1. The Bumhole-der
Why use a plain old holder when you can secure your items with Billy's Bumhole-der! This interesting creation serves as a handy little holder for almost anything. With it's super strong in-built suction cup, and the iron grip of a real life sphincter the Bumhole-der is perfect for keeping your favourite items safe - from tea towels to dog leads, Shower Gels and Pencils!
2. Middle Finger Candle
Nothing says "I care" quite like flipping someone off—in candle form! This hand-shaped wax creation gives a warm, flickering middle finger to the world, perfect for that friend who’s been dishing out sarcasm since 1995. Bonus points if it’s scented like fresh pine just to confuse them.
3. The Little Willy Magnet
Do you know an avid magnet collector? Surprise your loved one with the very best - a little widge for their fridge! You can even go the extra mile and add a gift packet with a hilarious message on.
4. Swear Word Colouring Book
Colouring isn’t just for kids anymore—especially when the pages are filled with your favourite four-letter words! This adult colouring book pairs intricate designs with the F-bomb and more. It’s the perfect way to unwind while letting your inner sailor out.
5. The Hairy Testicle Keyring
By far our most popular accessory - this hairy little ballbag is the perfect gift for any occasion! With individually punched hairs, and all the details of the real thing - this wrinkly scrote is sure to go down an absolute treat!
6. The Rude Puzzle
Got a puzzle lover in your life? Level up the challenge with a 1,000-piece puzzle that, when completed, reveals a very rude gesture. This gift combines patience, problem-solving, and a healthy dose of profanity.
7. Ballbag Coin Purse
Forget Channel and Gucci, show your appreciation with a Billy's Ballbag Coin Purse! Disgustingly realistic, this stretchy silicone purse is truly something to marvel at! There's even room to pop a cheeky scratch card inside!
8. Insult-Ready Mugs
Because coffee tastes better when it’s served with a side of shade. Whether it says “This might be wine” or “I’m silently judging your life choices,” a rude mug is the perfect gift for anyone who needs to bring some sass to their morning routine.
9.The Fanny Magnet
Another fanny-tastic magnet to add to the collection! These perfectly pouty lips are ready to secure those important notes to the fridge. With added pubes for realism these flaps are guaranteed to cause your loved ones own lips to tremble! It's the perfect gift for any occasion.
